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superhighschool-level-bubble-tea:

guardianofbutts:

iamreptarr:

hitler-missed-the-hipsters:

The sarchasm of Andrew Garfield’s Spiderman really ruined this film for me.

First of all, it’s sarcasm not sarchasm. Secondly, you must not really know that Spider-Man is, indeed, a sarcastic-smart ass in the comic books. He’s not just some nerdy teenager/adult like in the first three movies, he’s a nerdy sarcastic asshole. If you read any of the comic books or played any Marvel game where Spider-Man was a character in the game, you would understand how Spider-Man truly is.

Spider Man is the sassiest mother fucker. How is it even possible to not know that?

I’m a part time Spider-Man player in Marvel VS Capcom, and I approve the two comments directly above me.

Plus, I’m sorry did the other Spider-Man’s pop collar attitude work better for you? I much prefer the sarcastic dick that is this spider-man. Thank you.